I’m Malorie. I’m 21. I’m a college student.
A few random facts about me:
- I have a very, very, very, very good memory. It’s not photographic, but it’s almost there.
- I speak four languages, three of them fluently.
- I’m a third degree black belt and certified Tae Kwon Do instructor.
- I have 3928473479834 different ideas for stories. They’re all on my laptop and because I have so many, none of them are finished yet.
- My singing voice ranges from F3 to C6.
Celebrities I like:
- My spirit animal
- Celebrity Crush 1 of 4: Blue Eyes
- Celebrity Crush 2 of 4: My Finnick Odair
- Celebrity Crush 3 of 4: My Johanna Mason
- Celebrity Crush 4 of 4: Ukranian Goddess
Here is why I’m a nerd:
- I ship too many ships on Glee (Faberry, Quick, Klaine, Brittana, and Samcedes among others).
- I’m in love with Kevin McHale. He’s the best male singer in the cast and I’m a sucker for blue eyes.
- Two of my friends and I are our own Unholy Trinity.
- I get classical music stuck in my head (mostly Tchaikovsky, but at times it’s “Nessun Dorma”).
- I love Breaking Benjamin to death. They’re my favorite band in the whole world.
- The last two Harry Potter movies made me (a grown 20 year old) cry.
- The Hunger Games will probably make me cry, too.
- I read The Hunger Games trilogy in five days. If they cut any of the awesome actions scenes in the Games from the movie, I will throw my fist into a wall.
- I ship Keeta (I don’t call it Peeniss, sorry).
- I can recite full episodes of Friends and That 70’s Show.
- Don’t challenge me to Friends or Harry Potter Scene It. You will not win.
- You have no idea how badly I want Alicia Sacramone to come back from her torn Achilles tendon to beat the everloving hell out of the Russians at the Olympics.
- I stan for Alicia Sacramone because none of your faves are the most decorated American gymnast in World Championship history.
- I want Alicia to upgrade both her vaults and her routines on floor and beam. In my head, if she does, she would win a team gold, vault gold, beam silver, and floor gold. And goddamn I want that to happen.
- Despite being a big fan of American gymnastics, I have a great appreciation for foreign gymnasts: Ponor, Raducan, Amanar, Izbasa, Porgras, Chelaru, Pavlova, Khorkina, Produnova, Mustafina, Zamolodchikova, Podkopayeva, Boginskaya, Cheng Fei, Yang Yun, He Kexin, Sui Lu, and Yao Jinnan.
- I love Pavlova in particular. She’s beautiful to watch.
- I have YouTube playlists of the 1996, 2000, 2004, and 2008 Olympics, as well as the 2003, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2010, and 2011 World Championships.
- I actually make floor music, too. Just because. I don’t know how to make those floor music videos on YouTube, so I upload them here.